World Cup 2010 - The End Of The World As We Know It?

And the end did not come in the form of a nuclear war, a meteorite impact or end of the oil. The horsemen of the apocalypse will not come to bring war, death and famine. Instead, they wear shirts of the national football and claxons shots. In 2010 the plague the human race can be overwhelmed by the more cruel. Bury Your TV into a concrete bunker twenty feet below the surface. Turn on the radio. World Cup fever. Come

Begin advertising. The football boot these are the worst. During the last epidemic conventions of advertising executives sat down and came back with TV commercials, humor has always been something along the lines of "do it and a star cast of international football.

So, really, in due course, we had numerous commercials, Ronaldo, Beckham or a similar situation hinted strongly recommended in the humor was served but never far away. ByEnd epidemic had millions of otherwise normal people in bars without fences, with ironic smiles and laughter institutions studied footballinitis football. Some were so badly damaged, he added, laughing Ellen DeGeneres show.

Eventually reveal the level of humor in ads for football are little more than an annoying and recurring metaphor for the emotions of the tournament. Voltage is strongly implied but rarely present. And as people in football fileStages of tens of thousands and millions are sitting in front of their TVs, it happens almost forced to conclude that something is huge, dazzling and important. And if they are not very strong-willed and determined to be in the cave under the overwhelming hype. And you'll see.

This in turn has two possible outcomes. The first possibility is that you spend a significant part of next month haircut experimental observed 22 kicksaround a sports ground in the trunk of football between ads. The second possibility is that you are within 20 minutes the first time clear that what occurs is as confusing as fifty thousand people watching and collecting dozens of TV stations to witness a cabbage soup cook-off. Such knowledge will hopefully change in the transmitter and / or turn off the TV, in this case is almost guaranteed free from the kick-start the first timeAdvertisement.

Those of you who do not fight the remote from a friend or family member, fever may impose the following scenarios during a game face:

If you're lucky, one or more of the 22 experimental headgear on the field will be successful in the direction of a kick in the back of the opposition goal. If this happens, you should feel very privileged.

It 'much more likely to waste ninetyMinutes of your life sitting on the edge of your seat, without feeling something for everyone. This can lead to suicidal thoughts and a strong desire to smash the TV.

In these moments we must be patient, as a possible substitute for the lack of intervention may take the form of a revolt coming as a spectator to the lack of response measures, through the burning of their seats and / or break their claxons on a protest trailer on his head.

If you choose or are forcedcontinue the tournament next month will offer many places strange and disturbing. Previous examples of individuals who voluntarily grooms like chickens with the colors of the national flag of Paraguay, as well as adult audience reduced to tears when teams of strangers by geopolitical boundaries that included the tournament leave.

If an individual exceptional mental strength, or have access to lithium carbonate should tryto avoid by all means, the decision noted. This epiphany of nationalism, mass hysteria and boredom can finally close all higher brain functions with the efficiency of crack weapons grade.

The following condition is incurable and can make a permanent tendency known to play foreign league football, and investment in shares and ubiquitous non-refundable observed in foreign clubs as an official T-Shirts.

The only advantage of the neurologicalMeltdown is what you see in the situation, the conclusion of the tournament with kisses the trophy, folk dances and unprovoked child the awful desolation of the losing team, but did not scream in agony.

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